https://coffeecultsandempires.com © 2025 Mark E. Phair The Not Actually Players RPG Crew An "actual" play comedic narrative RPG podcast where the players are themselves characters living in a world built in a lab. en-us serial true Sun, 08 Mar 2026 00:00:00 -0000 The Not Actually Players RPG Crew podcast@coffeecultsandempires.com 000-0 Wed, 8 Jan 2025 16:00:00 GMT Episodes post on Sundays, starting on February 2nd, 2025. https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> Trailer 1 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/01/08/trailer/ 001-0 Sun, 02 Feb 2025 00:00:00 +0000 Guests at the Hall Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 001 The Intern introduces himself and the podcast from the supply closet. Our players begin their adventure at the Great World Gambling Hall of Mirrors. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice) Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 1 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/02/02/episode-001/ 002-1 Sun, 09 Feb 2025 00:00:00 +0000 Finishing What's Started Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 002 There's been a security leak in the lab! In the game, the party resumes their fight against the invading spiders. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 2 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/02/09/episode-002/ 003-0 Sun, 16 Feb 2025 00:00:00 +0000 Snacks, Sheets, and Lies Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 003 The management at the lab is having a closed door meeting, probably about the Intern. The party is offered a job and totally gets right to work. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 3 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/02/16/episode-003/ 004-1 Sun, 23 Feb 2025 00:00:00 +0000 The Case of the Wormy Apple Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 004 The Intern searches for clues in unusual places. The crew goes to get breakfast. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 4 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/02/23/episode-004/ 005-0 Sun, 02 Mar 2025 00:00:00 +0000 Striking, Slapping, and Investigating Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 005 When the Intern is fired, the whole experiment world goes on strike. The crew does some actual investigation! Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 5 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/03/02/episode-005/ 006-0 Sun, 09 Mar 2025 00:00:00 +0000 Caught by the Mindlord Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 006 The Intern starts to explore why the world worships him as a god. Tanam explains his extremely funny jokes. The party, caught by the Mindlord, have some explaining to do. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> . He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 6 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/03/09/episode-006/ 007-1 Sun, 16 Mar 2025 10:00:00 +0000 Don't Think of Anything Incriminating Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 007 What's that? Actual work for the Intern?! Also, Don is still a magic-denier, and Urekas has a date with the Mindlord. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 7 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/03/16/episode-007/ 008-1 Sun, 23 Mar 2025 00:00:00 +0000 Lizard Country Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 008 The Intern has been doing research on the historical Urekas. Vafrus totally has a very real girlfriend. In the game, the crew deals with some lizards. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1. ]]> Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 8 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/03/23/episode-008/ 009-3 Sun, 30 Mar 2025 00:00:00 +0000 Piles of Rocks, Small, Medium, and Large Coffee, Cults, and Empires - Episode 009 We'll be releasing every other week starting soon. After this episode, we'll have episode 10 next week (Sunday April 6th, 2025), then we'll skip a week and be back with episode 11 on April 20th, 2025. The Intern has heard rumors that "Rosie from accounting" is to blame for the world possibly getting cancelled. It's Beantern Day in the world! Unrelatedly, Tanam has a second glaze just for showing maps, like of what the crew finds in the desert... Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 9 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/03/30/episode-009/ 010-1 Sun, 06 Apr 2025 00:00:00 +0000 At The Sorceress's Table Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 010 Reminder that we're publishing fortnightly, now. Next episode will be released Sunday April 20th, 2025. The Intern talks about cool tech from world 62C. Harmony has a bath, Vafrus does some magic, and Rozafeen can't log on. The crew has joined the Sorceress at her magic table, certainly everything will be fine. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 10 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/04/06/episode-010/ 011-1 Sun, 20 Apr 2025 00:00:00 +0000 Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 011 Reminder that we're publishing every other week, now. The Intern experiments with a different genre of intro. Urekas has been Suggested away from the brewing battle by the Sorceress! Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 11 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/04/20/episode-011/ 012-1 Sun, 04 May 2025 00:00:00 +0000 The Intern's Boss has left... a voicemail? Having defeated the Sorceress, the crew "investigates" the tower. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 12 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/05/04/episode-012/ 013-0 Sun, 18 May 2025 00:00:00 +0000 In the Sorceress's Boudoir Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 013 The Intern gets to use the chronoscope and uses it to investigate hot rocks. Harmony and Don invite everyone to Klaoil. The crew investigates the Sorceress's bedroom, starting with the weird door. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 13 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/05/18/episode-013/ 014-0 Sun, 01 Jun 2025 00:00:00 +0000 Leaving the Frame Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 014 The group got together at Don's in Klaoil and the Intern is feeling a bit of FOMO about it. In the game, the crew makes a turn to full robbery. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 14 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/06/01/episode-014/ 015-0 Sun, 15 Jun 2025 00:00:00 +0000 Rocks, Camels, and Levels Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 015 The Intern explains how they're not quite playing the D&D we know. While traveling back to the Great Hall through the desert, the crew levels up. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 15 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/06/15/episode-015/ 016-0 Sun, 29 Jun 2025 00:00:00 +0000 Pancakes at Night Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 016 The Boss is concerned about how the party treats Beeb. Despite Beeb not even being in the episode, the party still manages to treat Beeb poorly. A well-kept secret from Harmony and Don's past is revealed. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 16 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/06/29/episode-016/ 017-0 Sun, 13 Jul 2025 00:00:00 +0000 Somebody Should Check on That Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 017 The Intern mostly just wants to talk about Harmony and Don. The crew tries to figure out what to do now that the Sorceress is probably coming for them. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 17 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/07/13/episode-017/ 018-0 Sun, 27 Jul 2025 00:00:00 +0000 Surprises Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 018 Harmony has a surprise for everyone that the Intern is excited about, and then Urekas has a surprise, too! Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 18 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/07/27/episode-018/ 019-1 Sun, 10 Aug 2025 00:00:00 +0000 Something Something Coming Home to Roost Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 019 The Intern is back on his chronoscope... grind? The crew is still trying to figure out what they're going to do about the knock on the door. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 19 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/08/10/episode-019/ 020-1 Sun, 24 Aug 2025 00:00:00 +0000 Helping Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 020 No news is certainly good news when it comes to Rosie from accounting. Georg and Ruffort head over to help Beeb and Urekas and Hellena head over to help Tagak and Teep. Who will be more successful in their task? Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 20 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/08/24/episode-020/ 021-0 Sun, 07 Sep 2025 00:00:00 +0000 With Birds As My Witness Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 021 The Intern has learned about Intern-focused cults, but it couldn't have been him who inspired them. In the game, Hellena and Urekas are helping Tagak and Teep get out of town. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 21 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/09/07/episode-021/ 022-0 Sun, 21 Sep 2025 00:00:00 +0000 Breaking and Eventually Entering Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 022 The Intern is rushed but helpfully lets us know that Vafrus's “imaginary” girlfriend isn't. The crew decides what to do with the time before Urekas's date. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]>  Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]>  Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]>  Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]>  He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 22 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/09/21/episode-022/ 023-0 Sun, 05 Oct 2025 00:00:00 +0000 Sus and Bothered Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 023 The Intern reasonably thinks that the Second is sus. Rozafeen is sick with Olhana's Touch, but hopefully learning what Hellena found with her very good roll will help her feel better. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 23 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/10/05/episode-023/ 024-0 Sun, 19 Oct 2025 00:00:00 +0000 Finally Something Useful Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 024 The Intern has learned that some previous scientist incarnated a bunch to rate various coffees in the world. Urekas hits the Second with her headboard hat... hilarity ensues. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]>  Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]>  Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]>  Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]>  He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 24 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/10/19/episode-024/ 025-0 Sun, 02 Nov 2025 00:00:00 +0000 A Handful of Chocolate Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 025 The Intern's Boss tells us about the crimes of Hannah Smith-Jones-Miller. Don is sick, but still here. Urekas is going on a date with the Mindlord and Calumn decides it will be a great idea to tag along. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 25 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/11/02/episode-025/ 026-0 Sun, 16 Nov 2025 00:00:00 +0000 Of Mirrors and Cuddle Brigades Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 026 The Intern thinks that whoever designed the chronoscope is probably kinda like Don. In the game, we switch over to Hellena and Georg's investigation into the hidden cellar near the Second's second house, and we check back in on Urekas's date with the Mindlord. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 26 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/11/16/episode-026/ 027-0 Sun, 30 Nov 2025 00:00:00 +0000 Dropped Beans and Mind Control Truthers Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 027 The Intern maybe broke something. Rozafeen has a lemon drop. In the game, it's time to spy on Beeb. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 27 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/11/30/episode-027/ 028-0 Sun, 14 Dec 2025 00:00:00 +0000 Chanting Changed My Life Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 038 In the lab, the Intern has noticed that... nothing has changed? The crew is hanging out in the hotel after finding out all of the Second’s secrets, getting ready to do the ritual. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]>  Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]>  Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]>  Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]>  He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 28 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/12/14/episode-028/ 029-0 Sun, 28 Dec 2025 00:00:00 +0000 I Want My Bell Back Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 029 Has Rosie finally decided to leave the world alone? Hopefully! In the game, the crew gets a vision from the ritual they did and they are... a little displeased. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 29 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2025/12/28/episode-029/ 030-0 Sun, 11 Jan 2026 00:00:00 +0000 They Don't Teach Klaoil History in Jersioil Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 030 The Intern wants to travel by catapult. Don accidentally reveals some things about himself. Urekas leads the party through Klaoil. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 30 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2026/01/11/episode-030/ 031-0 Sun, 25 Jan 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Ill Gotten Gongs Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 031 The Boss doesn't think that Ikky's should be talked about any longer. The crew visits one of Urekas's cult hideouts. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 31 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2026/01/25/episode-031/ 032-0 Sun, 08 Feb 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Take That, Thistleroot! Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 032 The Intern complains about how long it takes the crew to do anything at all. The crew demonstrates this, by taking forever to do a thing, but it's about the friends you made along the way, right? Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 32 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2026/02/08/episode-032/ 033-0 Sun, 22 Feb 2026 00:00:00 +0000 Nope Seems like the Way to Nope Coffee, Cults, and Empires -- Episode 033 The Boss calls with some worrisome news. The crew works together to cushion the sudden arrival of Tagak and Teep. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]> Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]> Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]> Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]> He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 33 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2026/02/22/episode-033/ 034-0 Sun, 08 Mar 2026 00:00:00 +0000 The Intern is still on the floor. Vafrus tells us some Calumn lore. Double breakfast looms, but it is only the first of many challenges. Transcripts: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/transcripts ]]> . Podcast website: https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com ]]> . Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/coffeecultsandempires ]]> . Damian Lichtenstein as The Intern. Find him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/thatdamlich ]]> or check out his drag king account https://www.instagram.com/Woody.Banter ]]> . Chelsea Burns as Harmony as Urekas. Find her on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chelseacomedy ]]> . Chris Grumbles as Don as Georg. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/chrisgrumbles, ]]> but it's just one picture of his cat’s eye and a drinking bird sipping a cocktail. Desiree Phair as Rozafeen as Hellena (and Justice). Sylas Silver as Vafrus as Calumn as Ruffort. Check out his RPG where you get to the good parts of roleplay faster at https://readysetrole.org/ ]]>  Meet Sylas for real and chat about stories and games at https://silverstoriesondiscords.org/ ]]>  Hear more of his silly nonsense ideas about worldbuilding at https://youtube.com/@sylassilver1 ]]> . Mark E. Phair as Tanam the DM. Find him at https://markephair.com ]]> . Isaac Pendergrass as The Boss. Follow him on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/isaacpendergrass ]]> . Edited by Mark (Tanam) and Desiree (Rozafeen). Music by Kevin Vitz-Wong. Hear more music at https://kevinvitzwong.bandcamp.com ]]>  Instagram: https://instagram.com/kvw.makes ]]>  He also plays clarinet in Glitch Kibbitz https://glitchkibbitz.bandcamp.com ]]> . Character art and logo design by Carmanda. Find her at https://carmandaartsthings.com ]]> . Sensitivity consulting by Dominique Dickey. Find links to more of their work, including fiction and game design, at https://dominiquedickey.com/ ]]> , https://www.twitter.com/DomSDickey ]]> , and https://www.instagram.com/DomSDickey ]]> . Full 1 34 https://www.coffeecultsandempires.com/2026/03/08/episode-034/