The Intern: Welcome to Coffee, Cults, and Empires..
This is your host, otherwise known as "that intern who
can't get my coffee right."
Boss: Where's the caramel macchiato I actually asked for?
The Intern: Our adventurers are played by professors in Experimental World 62C.
Don: Charisma is apparently my dump stat.
The Intern: They've decided to play an RPG set in their own past.
Tanam: We find you all nearly a thousand years ago, in the southeast
corner of the Lonyu Empire.
Don: Harmony.
What do you have thousand years old?
Harmony: I have my dignity.
The Intern: Imagine being told the world is going to end and you just
decide to play fantasy games because you don't know what to do to save it.
Vafrus: Can you beat my 24?
Rozafeen: Yes bitch!
27!
I totally see you!
ha
Tanam: She sent these spiders to take me out.
Vafrus: actually very scared of things that might hurt me.
Harmony: he wants to hurt you."
Don: I know that!
Obviously it wants to hurt me.
Harmony: Can I also use Suggestion to tell this spider to go to therapy?
Rozafeen: Is it dead yet?
Harmony: Yes.
Vafrus: I'm Ruffort, beautiful prince from somewhere.
I haven't really decided.
What happens when people approach you?
Harmony: They are just filled with ecstasy.
Vafrus: I am as handsome as someone can be.
Harmony: Is this what you're saying to me?
Vafrus: No, no, no.
is, is what you see.
Don: I like my personality like I like my coffee.
Harmony: Bitter and jealous?
Don: Got it in one.
Rozafeen: Everyone, this is Justice.
Justice, this is everyone; they're not dinner."
Don: Well, thank you for clarifying.
Rozafeen: it's important to make boundaries straightforward.
Don: someone who wants to know about the buttons.
don't touch that one
The Intern: That's coffeecultsandempires.com
Tanam: Is the start of a very troubling friendship.